RTFA: http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2007/09/19/4…

MISSISSAUGA, Ont. – Drinkers of Moosehead beer in Ontario are being advised to stock up on their favourite brew after thieves made off with more than 100,000 cans and bottles.

Two tractor-trailers carrying 70,000 cans and 44,000 bottles of Moosehead Lager were stolen early Wednesday morning at a transport company’s facility in Mississauga, Ont.

No TV an no beer makes Homer something something…