RTFA: http://www.searchingforbigfoot.com/

Here are some of the vital statistics on the Bigfoot body:

* The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.

* It weighs over five hundred pounds.

* The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.

* It is male.

* It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.

* It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.

* The feet are flat and similar to human feet.

* Its footPRINT is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.

* From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.

* The creatures walk upright. Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.

* The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.

* DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

These folks allege that they’ve found the body of bigfoot, which will go down in history as the Rickmat creature. This is creatively named after Rick and Matt, the two guys who found it. The vital stats for the Rickmat creature are above. The press conference will be this Friday in Palo Alto, CA.

UPDATE: 2008-08-16 Guess what? It’s a hoax!