Ha ha! Philanthropy fail! Description fail.

Just get a load of this asshole. I can’t even imagine what motivated him to attempt the following stunt, but if his narrative is somehow intentional comedy, then give that man an award. Seriously.

RTFA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fWzXNhfoQ8&feature…

Obviously, the poor soul had something like the following in mind: