We watched this Super Bowl through BBC One. I must say that this was a fascinating experience, complete with Rod Woodson, a clueless British commentator who looked like a Liverpool hooker jonsin for heroin, and some other dude who seemed to know what he was talking about. Wow.

There will be a followup explaining how we watched the license-laden Super Bowl, commercial-free, from a UK proxy in, well, the UK. It should be noted that, in spite of the 10,000-mile round trip the signal had to take, we were still 5 seconds ahead of the US radio broadcast.

It is six. Is there anything more to say?

Yes – it is six super bowls that have been own. I mean won. I mean pwned. Six.

One more thing: PITTSBURGH!!!