RTFA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvlzkdxad-A&eurl=ht…

Pluto is attacked by a Disneyland tourist. Pluto returned with another park employee who talked with the woman, and Pluto left the scene. Everything appeared to be settled peacefully.

Via boingboing. Totally hilarious.

RTFA: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295805,00.html

A woman accused of running a high-end Washington prostitution ring says the U.S. government may be targeting her because Muslim men used her escort service before the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

In court papers filed this week, Deborah Jeane Palfrey said she might have to divulge classified information to defend herself against racketeering charges. She said the information possibly including the identities of customers from the Middle East could have national security implications.

She is asking a federal judge to schedule a secret hearing to discuss the information.

Everybody is pulling the “national security” card. This reasoning appears to be a little contrived.

RTFA: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/OTIII/

The head of the Galactic
Confederation (76 planets around
larger stars visible from here)
(founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera)
solved overpopulation (250 billion
or so per planet — 178 billion on
average) by mass implanting.
He caused people to be brought to
Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb
on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2)
and then the Pacific area ones
were taken in boxes to Hawaii
and the Atlantic Area ones to
Las Palmas and there “packaged.”
His name was Xenu. He used
renegades. Various misleading
data by means of circuits etc.
was placed in the implants.
When through with his crime Loyal Officers
(to the people) captured him
after 6 years of battle
and put him in an electronic
mountain trap where he still
is. “They” are gone. The place (Confed.)
has since been a desert.

L. Ron Bumquist’s first sketched notes about scientology.

RTFA: http://www.break.com/index/bit-off-more-than-he-can-chew.html

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A habanero pepper rates at between 200-300k scoville units which means they are really friggin hot. This dude took a big bit of one and the heat from the pepper really kick his ass.

RTFA: http://youtube.com/watch?v=95BjjG9VPUg&feature=dir

The officer who arrested Idaho Senator Larry Craig in apolice undercover operation at an airport men’s room accused thesenator of lying to him during an interrogation afterward,according to an audio tape of the arrest.

Wow – the public record, indeed. This is also testing out the new youtube auto-embed feature of RTFA.