Rush Limbaugh is Hamas; founding the Republinot party
2009/01/29/1128I hold here, in my formerly nicotine-stained fingers, that singular strategy which may be Republicans’ last and only hope of maintaining relevance in post-Bush American politics. As a registered Republican, I speak for the majority of Republicans, and I speak to that majority, as an act of identity-preservation. Radical extremists have formed a splinter cell within the party. Because the extremist element is in the minority, it must be isolated and disenfranchised. Lest their malignancy poison the entire body, amputation is preferable to systemic failure and eventual death.
The Palestinians are in a parallel situation, where the Fatah majority have constructed a functioning, internationally recognized organization, while simultaneously shedding their associations with the most violent elements of their society. Take note: this strategy has survived the recent test, in which Israel isolated Hamas without involving the Palestinians as a whole. Rush Limbaugh is Hamas. The Republicans are now being tested.
Everyone is served by the Hamas/Fatah split. Those individuals who become extremists now have a well-defined destination. As a result, the healthy, functioning majority can use the political process to advance their cause without the liability imposed by extremists. Make no mistake: the Limbaughs (and there are several) do attract a certain audience, but that audience consists of political invalids, with radical and ineffective beliefs that do not agree with mainstream Republicanism. This particular audience does not want to be Republican, any more than Republicans can afford to accommodate these radical extremists.
Quite simply, it is time for both parties (Republicans and Republinots) to recognize that they have fundamentally different tactics, and that they will get farther without the other.
For Limbaugh, mainstream Republicans are just another target of his criticism, and he’s been seeking to break apart, whether consciously recognizing it or not. Admit it, Republicans: Limbaugh is an unconvicted serial drug addict; a man at war with himself, with society at large, and with Republicans in particular.
More than anything, it is critical for both parties to recognize that, so long as they are considered part of the same group, they are doomed to be blamed for the others’ shortcomings. The division is mutual, complete, and beneficial.


